The Greatest Condom That Never Was.
Tremendous. Huge. Probably.
*Actual size may be smaller than claimed.
Thirty seconds. One very posh Englishman. One very loud American. And a magnifying glass.
For over a century, the British gentleman has relied upon one trusted companion. Discreet. Dependable. Quietly… adequate.
It's huge. Tremendous. People are saying it's the biggest one ever made.
"…Is it in the room with us now?"
Big claims on the front. The truth on the inside.
Shown at actual size. Magnifying glass recommended.
Big promises. Small delivery. Results may vary. Mostly downwards.
JUST LIKE A PENIS.
ONLY SMALLER.
HE'S SCREWED YOU.
NOW YOU SCREW HIM.
The Greatest Condom That Never Was.
It's tremendous. It's nearly here. Leave your email and you'll be first to know when The Rubber Donnie goes on sale.
No spam. Just one email when it launches. Novelty item. Not a contraceptive.
No. It's a novelty gift. It will not prevent pregnancy or STIs, and it will not fit anyone. That's the joke.
Donnie. Just Donnie. Any resemblance to a famous combover is purely coincidental.
Very soon. Register your interest and you'll be the first to know when it goes on sale.